Category Archives: Daft Rhymes

The Mall – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant say he enjoys shopping This is not too hard for him to admit He can never buy shoes Or pants that are loose And it is impossible to find a hat that will fit Once again it is Friday Fictioneer … Continue reading

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Dream Home – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant always be happy There are days when he feels doom and gloom But like great chandeliers He flaps his big ears And his humour brightens the most dreary of rooms Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Our leading … Continue reading

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After Linda – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant claim he’s a chef Which is surprising for a chap of his mettle He leaves most food uncut Prefers to munch a peanut AnElephantCant boil a kettle Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Our charismatic culinarist Rochelle heats … Continue reading

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Buccaneer – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant be a pirate He is not the scariest dude on the whole Spanish Main He makes folk walk the plank They wave and shout thanks Then climb up and dive off again Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. … Continue reading

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Tear Drops – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant go out in the rain Although he thinks water is really cool stuff to drink He likes to splash in his bath Have a bit of a laugh But he worries in case it makes his trunk shrink Once … Continue reading

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The Field – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant grow crops He does not have what you call green fingers But you can be sure He has first class manure Although boy oh boy that pong really lingers Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Our ambitious agricultural … Continue reading

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The Tap – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant take to water He can never be compared to a duck He thinks it’s now time For a really awful rhyme Yep AnElephant swims like a rock Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Our divine Water Diviner Rochelle … Continue reading

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Carry Out – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant keep this a secret He sadly has never been to Barcelona It does look exquisite But if he goes to visit He doesn’t know anyone so he is all alone there Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Our … Continue reading

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Blizzard of Ice – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant take part in Winter Sports Although some ladies outfits do look rather nice His only complaint here is It looks rather dangerous AnElephantCant skate on thin ice Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Our svelte slalomist Rochelle lays … Continue reading

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Fire at Will – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant play with matches This is something he long ago learnt He thinks it uncomical That his ears are so flammable And he does not want to get his trunk burnt Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Our Guiding … Continue reading

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