Excrement – Weekend Writing Prompt

artwork by phil burns

A word prompt to get your creativity flowing this weekend. How you use the prompt is up to you. Write a piece of flash fiction, a poem, a chapter for your novel…anything you like. Or take the challenge below – there are no prizes – it’s not a competition but rather a fun writing exercise. If you want to share what you come up with, please leave a link to it in Sammi’s Comment Section

Click here to hear me read the words:


I know a little troglodyte
and Boris is his name
this creature has no decency
and not the slightest trace of shame

he claims to be well-educated
he knows some Latin but not much
and for all the sense his speeches make
he might as well speak double Dutch

he’s the leader of the Toffee-nosed
better known as the Pathetics
he has no morals and no scruples
and a total lack of ethics

he hasn’t any dignity
he tells lies for a hobby
he’s just a horrid smelly thing
that in Scotland’s called a jobbie

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11 Responses to Excrement – Weekend Writing Prompt

  1. What a load of crap – your subject that is not your amusing poetic masterpiece!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Dear CE,

    I learned a new word although I’m not sure it will come up in conversation.




  3. jenne49 says:

    That’s him telt! Brilliant summing up of what we think of him, at least up here.


  4. Well then … now tell us how you REALLY feel … 😉
    Well rhymed!


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