Category Archives: Daft Rhymes

Well Trained – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant drive a big choo-choo He is not even allowed to get near a fast train He wants to be Casey Jones But he hears all the moans So he has to once more dauner home in the rain Once … Continue reading

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The Message – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant walk through that door He sees it is half way up a wall He can’t fly he can’t jump He lands with a terrible bump For some reason there are no stairs at all Once again it is Friday … Continue reading

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Band Night – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant play any instrument Not the bagpipes or a tuba or a drum He can’t even trumpet But like it or lump it He can bash out the rhythm with his trunk on his bum Once again it is Friday … Continue reading

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The Wish – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant find any inspiration His problems this week are rapidly mounting But he girds his loins Finds some coins And throws them into the fountain Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Fairy Godmother Rochelle makes dreams come true for … Continue reading

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The Stump – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant find a rhyme this week For that last bit of tree called a stump He is down in the dumps With a head full of lumps He is back down to earth with a bump Once again it is … Continue reading

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The Stallion – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant help wreaking havoc When he uses a strange word last week Instead of saying bum He does something dumb And baffles all you numpties with a bit of ScotSpeak Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Stable Master Rochelle … Continue reading

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The Railway

AnElephantCant go on a train Although there are so many times he has tried He goes to the station But to his consternation He cannot squeeze his mammoth bahookie inside Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Chief Engineer Rochelle … Continue reading

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The Best Laid Plans – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant ever be organised He is never on time he procrastinates Although sometimes he wishes He can wash and dry all the dishes He usually ends up with broken saucers and plates Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Immaculately … Continue reading

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Route 66 – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant sing rock n roll Though he undoubtedly has oodles of swagger You think this is hooey But he can’t go to St Louis And he is not Chuck Berry or  mighty Mick Jagger Once again it is Friday Fictioneer … Continue reading

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Santa on the Med – Haibun Thinking

AnElephantCant get excited about Christmas He is now so far from his beautiful boy But in Medville it is fun To see Santa run And the kiddies all react with great joy AnElephant makes another unseasonable assault on this great … Continue reading

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