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The Sheep – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant ever hurt an animal Although he occasionally sits on a cat But it is always an accident He does not set a precedent He is not happy when he sees that cat flat Once again it is Friday Fictioneer … Continue reading

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The End – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant worry about inter-planetary invaders He thinks spacemen and such like are daft He tries not to be mean But if they really are green Then AnElephant is just going to laugh Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Where … Continue reading

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Electric Bagpipes – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant play anything musical He never did earn his symphonic stripes But he is a Scot So he remembers what he is taught And gives you a wee tune on the Electric Bagpipes Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. … Continue reading

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