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The Sheep – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant ever hurt an animal Although he occasionally sits on a cat But it is always an accident He does not set a precedent He is not happy when he sees that cat flat Once again it is Friday Fictioneer … Continue reading

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Market Day – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant miss out on the market Fresh fruit and veg and scrummy local cheese Shoes and hats and all sorts He buys a new pair of shorts To get some sunshine on his cute knobbly knees Once again it is … Continue reading

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