Sunday Photo Fiction is a weekly challenge presented by Susan Spaulding, who has taken over this great weekly prompt from my old friend Al Forbes.
This week’s frankly ridiculous photo comes courtesy of John Brand.
The idea is to write a short story (200 word max) inspired by what you see in the picture (below).
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People here are funny.
You probably know that this region has a bit of a reputation, right?
You know, Dracula and all that, because of a book written well over 100 years ago.
Now I admit that getting your throat bitten and your blood sucked out is not everyone’s idea of a restful night, but there are associated benefits.
However, some people don’t fancy the idea of eternal life because of the accompanying restrictions.
Okay, you have to spend all day sleeping in a coffin, which sounds pretty much like the average teenager’s dream.
At night you have to pop out and find other necks to gnaw on, usually without the owner’s consent.
And you are allergic to garlic.
But you get a really cool cape, and you can turn into a bat and swoop around like crazy.
Anyway the folk here are pretty anti-vampire in general.
They rarely mix socially with the undead.
In fact, they go to great lengths to avoid them.
Now these poor unloved creatures are quite difficult to kill.
But a stake through the heart and a bit of decapitation does the trick every time.
Easier than growing a 15-foot lump of topiary, I think.
Hugs again 🤗😊
Neat POV from Dracula or one of his descendant vampires. Interesting being the eternal teenager who understands things that way
Love the trickery in faking that he’s been staked, I imagine too, the older he lives. The harder he is to kill and stack for real.
Ha ha, let’s hope these poor unloved creatures get their day in the sun soon 🙂
Probably a better explanation than the real reason someone went to these lengths of topiary.
Such extremes just need to be gently mocked, don’t they?
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Now, that’s how I like vampire stories! Love the humorous take on that prompt.
Gotta laugh at ol’ BigTooth, doncha!
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interessante cette histoire d’ immortalite , sauf pour le cercueil
je suis claustrophobe !
Mais tu n’es plus ado, Corine
C’est gentil de ta part de me faire remarquer , que je suis vieille !
toujours aussi mignon cheri !
pas de bisous pour toi !
A different take. Nice!
Thank you, sir
Nice one! 😀
It was such a fun, casual take on the vampire lore!
I do enjoy poking fun at scary myths:
Glad you enjoyed
Certainly easier then clipping such a work of art. I sooner write flash than battle Dracula’s minions. Fascinating take on the prompt.
When I see something ridiculous, Michael, I tend to respond in type