Silver Spoon – Carrot Ranch

Copyright C. E. Ayr

The Carrot Ranch Challenge:
In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story inspired by “GLORIA”.

Click here to hear the author read his words:

Silver Spoon

I was the Golden Child, the first grandson, born with every conceivable advantage in life.
With family money behind me, I went to the best schools, then Edinburgh to study medicine.
I was blessed with good looks and charm, and girls flocked to me.
When I was thirty, wild oats well sown, I married Gloria, the right girl from the right family, who soon produced two fine sons and a darling daughter.
But I drank too much, abandoned the practice, my looks faded, and things fell apart.
Now my wife has left me, taking the children.
Sic Transit Gloria.



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About ceayr

A Scot who has discovered peace in a small town he calls Medville on the Côte Vermeille, C.E. Ayr has spent a large part of his life in the West of Scotland and a large part elsewhere. His first job was selling programmes at his local football club and he has since tried 73 other career paths, the longest being in IT, with varying degrees of success. He is somewhat nomadic, fairly irresponsible and, according to his darling daughter, a bit random. So, nobody’s perfect.
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11 Responses to Silver Spoon – Carrot Ranch

  1. A well spun cautionary tale!

  2. A rise and fall in 99 words with a warning to all at the end. I thought this was excellent.

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  4. Thus passes the glory, indeed.
    If this is a true story, rest assured; from my vantage point you still have your good looks, charm and an enchanting voice.
    Carry on, C.E. Carry on! 💫

  5. Clever tale. So did she go on a Mundi? 😉

  6. jenne49's avatar jenne49 says:

    A life in 99 words and a brilliantly witty take on the prompt.
    I’m still laughing here

    • ceayr's avatar ceayr says:

      Sometimes you have a thought that won’t go away and you just have to run with it, no matter how facile!
      I found it amusing too!

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