The Food of Love – Six Sentence Story

Artwork by Phil Burns

This challenge is produced by GirlieOnTheEdge with the following simple rules:
Write 6 Sentences. No more. No less.
Use the current week’s prompt word – HARMONY

Click here to hear the author read his words:

The Food of Love

My taste in music, as you can probably guess, is primarily rock ‘n’ roll, but increasingly I find that my interest lies more in the instrument than the tune.

Cats, for example, are pretty good, although their yowls become tedious rather quickly, whereas a dog’s howls have more variety, greater range, especially if suspended over flames.

Elderly folks have a higher pitch, but are rather too weak to truly fulfil my needs, so a couple of lovers, played together, can sometimes be very rewarding.

Their anger at what I inflict on the other adds a different, very welcome dimension, although too often they create discordance rather than harmony.

So I think that, overall, children are my favourites, because they do shriek quite exquisitely.

And they taste so much better afterwards.

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About ceayr

A Scot who has discovered peace in a small town he calls Medville on the Côte Vermeille, C.E. Ayr has spent a large part of his life in the West of Scotland and a large part elsewhere. His first job was selling programmes at his local football club and he has since tried 73 other career paths, the longest being in IT, with varying degrees of success. He is somewhat nomadic, fairly irresponsible and, according to his darling daughter, a bit random. So, nobody’s perfect.
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42 Responses to The Food of Love – Six Sentence Story

  1. Spira's avatar Spira says:

    Penny Dreadful, 6 to be exact!

  2. My dear ceayr, may I say this was exquisitely executed in your stylistic nonchalant manner, totally enhanced by your reading (as always) of this dark tale of a taste test, lol

  3. Liz H's avatar Liz H says:

    Oh my dear Lord! Time for your MC to consider vegetarianism and psychotherapy, with any of a large variety of chutneys as a side dish!

  4. I was a little confused at the dog over flames, but I gave the character the benefit of the doubt, even as it got creepier. I laughed when I got to the part about the kids. Apparently I am a terrible person. Loved it btw

    • ceayr's avatar ceayr says:

      I imagine that, for a first time visitor, this was a wee bit of a surprise, Anne.
      I’m pleased that you stayed with it, and found your inner darkness in time to laugh.
      Thank you

  5. You described your taste in music quite literally! Pass the ketchup.

  6. emkingston's avatar emkingston says:

    You got me at the dog suspended over flames 🙂 I knew from there that it was going to go to the darkside *giggles* This reminds me of Silence of the Lambs a bit 🙂 Great morbid six, my friend!

  7. Awful and terrible and well written as always.

  8. Frank Hubeny's avatar Frank Hubeny says:

    I knew this was going in a dark direction when I read about those dog yowls suspended over flames. It sounds like the introduction to a cookbook for witches. Nicely described.

  9. Hannibal Lecter, eat your heart out, along with some fava beans and a nice chianti. 😉

  10. UP's avatar UP says:

    great job

  11. clark's avatar clark says:

    nicely executed misdirection… (look, out the porthole, is that a whale?) lol
    fun Six

  12. Chris Hall's avatar Chris Hall says:

    Sharp intake of breath! Masterfully done, you had me at the dogs ‘suspended over flames’. I really would not want to be inside your head.

  13. ladysighs's avatar ladysighs says:

    OMG! It’s the One-eyed one-horned flyin’ Purple People Eater!

    https://ladysighs.wordpress.com/2021/04/11/one-word-sunday-blob/

  14. Lindsey's avatar Lindsey says:

    Superbly awful enhanced by your tone of voice.

  15. trishsplace's avatar trishsplace says:

    Gruesome! Well done.

  16. Indira's avatar Indira says:

    So grisly story. You write these types of stories with so much coolness. Very well crafted.

  17. Zelda Winter's avatar Zelda Winter says:

    Children shriek exquisitely–I kinda like that 🙂

  18. jenne49's avatar jenne49 says:

    I don’t know why I’m laughing!
    This is grisly and horrific and truly wonderful.
    So well crafted, so understated and such a horrible climax, and all read in a sunny tone.
    I think it merits a ‘jings!’

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