AnElephantCant be famous

Posted on July 21, 2015 by ceayr

AnElephantCant be the only one
Who writes all this doggerel rhyme
If he won’t be hushed
I will do what I must
And then quite happily do the time for the crime

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About ceayr

A Scot who has discovered peace in a small town he calls Medville on the Côte Vermeille, C.E. Ayr has spent a large part of his life in the West of Scotland and a large part elsewhere. His first job was selling programmes at his local football club and he has since tried 73 other career paths, the longest being in IT, with varying degrees of success. He is somewhat nomadic, fairly irresponsible and, according to his darling daughter, a bit random. So, nobody’s perfect.
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11 Responses to AnElephantCant be famous

  1. Belinda Crane's avatar Belinda Crane says:
    July 27, 2015 at 8:25 am

    You have no idea how long this has taken to sink in. I feel like a total dope! lol! This is much more twisted than what I could have ever imagined. Love it! (And I just thought you two were good friends that flung words at each other!) 🙂

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    • ceayr's avatar ceayr says:
      July 27, 2015 at 1:38 pm

      AnElephantCant be trusted
      He told that West of Scotland rag
      The Ayrshire Post
      Perhaps I’ll make him toast
      For letting the curious cat out of the body bag

      Please do not be too hard on yourself, my dear Belinda.
      I originally planned to keep it simple by just bumping off the pathetic pink pretender, but he is strangely resilient.
      And, even more surprisingly, he has friends and fans.
      But not many.
      Go figure, huh?

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