AnElephantCant be the only one
Who writes all this doggerel rhyme
If he won’t be hushed
I will do what I must
And then quite happily do the time for the crime
AnElephant outed as C. E. Ayr
AnElephantCant stay incognito
He does not even know what that means
Or where it might be
So he treads lightly
He thinks it does not add up to a small hill of beans
You see he has been in the newspapers
He thinks he is practically famous
In the Ayrshire Post
On Scotland’s West Coast
Now almost three people know what his name is
AnElephant has a vast number of aliases
In his Ayr Academy schooldays he was known as Springer
Which is somewhat mystifying
As his given name is Brian
And he writes this book as the enigmatic C. E. Ayr
But if you think he is not very important
He tells you this feature is widely syndicated
But even he finds it hard
To rhyme Kilmarnock Standard
With Irvine Herald so he is somewhat deflated
A clever chap called Edwin Lawrence
A…
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Sound Bite Fiction 
You have no idea how long this has taken to sink in. I feel like a total dope! lol! This is much more twisted than what I could have ever imagined. Love it! (And I just thought you two were good friends that flung words at each other!) 🙂
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AnElephantCant be trusted
He told that West of Scotland rag
The Ayrshire Post
Perhaps I’ll make him toast
For letting the curious cat out of the body bag
Please do not be too hard on yourself, my dear Belinda.
I originally planned to keep it simple by just bumping off the pathetic pink pretender, but he is strangely resilient.
And, even more surprisingly, he has friends and fans.
But not many.
Go figure, huh?
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I laughed quite hard today when I remembered the first time I met him I thought he was a she and I said he wrote like Pam Ayres. Almost got the surname right! 🙂
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Ayres sounds nothing like Cant!
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lol! Don’t tease me. I’m grieving over the loss of My Elephant Friend at the moment 😦
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Pull yourself together, woman, Aussies don’t whinge!
He is still over there eating peanuts and getting fatter and pinker by the day.
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But ….. it was like when I finally worked out Wonder Woman wasn’t real ….. 😦 I liked my elephant friend 😦
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For heaven’s sake, B, keep your voice down.
If ol’ Dumbo the Jumbo hears you say things like this his whole world will collapse.
His entire world is fantasy fiction, you know.
Just read his Oz-related ramblings:
http://anelephantcant.me/2013/09/19/the-phone-billed-platypus/
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I will forget I read anything about that article. I didn’t believe it anyway. We all take our platypuses and kangaroos for daily walks. Doesn’t anyone know anything about Australia?
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Well, lovely lady, actually I know lots, having been there to visit Number One Son, most beautiful person on Planet Earth.
(Well, maybe apart from his little sister…)
I know 2 things:
a) It is somewhere over the rainbow
2. Due to gravity, everyone is upside down
iii – Aussie No Rules Football is so crazy not even all the Aussies play it
Any more questions?
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My Elephant Friend can count better than you … lol! 🙂
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