AnElephantCant worry about inter-planetary invaders
He thinks spacemen and such like are daft
He tries not to be mean
But if they really are green
Then AnElephant is just going to laugh
Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time.
Where our ethereal hostess Rochelle twinkles her light onto a new idea each week and creates a galactic gathering of stunning scribblers of star-spangled stories.
And AnElephant scarily scans the sky as usual.
The idea is to write a very short story, circa 100 words, based on this picture prompt (below).
That’s it.
Copyright Danny Bowman
The End
So that is it?
It looks like it, darling.
The end of the world.
Yes, unstoppable now, apparently.
So where do they come from?
Everyone seems a bit vague about that.
Doesn’t really matter, does it?
No, they just fired these wretched missiles and that is it.
And we can’t stop them?
Apparently not, when they reach our atmosphere they will go boom and release all this radioactive stuff, destroying every living thing on Earth.
And we have about four hours?
Yes.
What would you like to do?
Watch TV?
What’s on?
That Spielberg movie.
The War of the Worlds?
Chuckle 🙂
hoping for some popcorn to go along with the movie. 🙂 good story!
That Spielberg movie scared the hell out of me when I saw it. I nineteen and living alone at the time – went to the theater alone (never bothered me to do that), and at the end of the movie, that scene of the clothes falling from the sky stuck with me. I’m not sure if that’s the one I’d pick to while away civilization’s last hours, but to each their own!
Watching tv is a perfect way to pass time as one waits for the world to end, though I’d like a last dinner to go with too 😀 Nicely done, dear Elephant!
Ah…lol! An Elephant has a wonderful imagination…what else to do when the world’s about to end but to watch a Spielberg movie! Now, I’m going out to wwatch the skies a little 😉
Well, you might as well watch that, if nothing else is on. I’m sensing a theme of desolation this week.
MG
Ah the challenge of how to pass the time while waiting for the inevitable apocalypse ….
Well told 🙂
Good one!
So no reality TV then?
To each their own, dear Subro (if AnElephant may call you that), AnElephant chooses to finish all his peanuts!
Well if one must die with the end of the world might as well watch tv. Now me I would read a good book or two. 🙂
AnElephant is very happy with your choice, Jackie, but thinks he might rearrange his appointments!
Ew, war of the worlds. I think I wold welcome the end with Napoleon dynamite, it’s like looking back at my life. Great story!
AnElephant is very happy you enjoyed, Lewis.
An Elephant really knows how to spend his final hours. I like the light tone in your apocalypse!
Well, as Mr Wayne famously says, We are all gonna die, Pilgrim!
I’m with Helena on close encounters. Either way can we have popcorn with our last flick. Not the worst way to go out.
You may have your heart’s desire, dear lady.
AnElephant is brought up to refuse nothing to the fairer sex.
The AnElephant was brought up well. 😉
Ha.. that sounds very credible.. watch TV what else… and of course War of the worlds… and cough those aliens in the face
Thanks for your support, Bjorn, AnElephantCant help thinking it is the civilised thing to do!
Not bad-rather apt and then ofc one gets to see the handsome Tom Cruise-so what if there is so much blood and gore and violence-kind of a preparatory four hours(is that movie that long?).Great spin on the prompt An Elephant:-)
Thank you, my dear lady, AnElephant is grateful for your appreciation and your time.
Hugs
A pleasure my friend 🙂 ((hugs back))
I at least can breathe a sigh of relief that I was spared from being the victim this time 🙂
Are you kidding?
Just because AnElephant doesn’t mention your name, darling*, doesn’t mean it isn’t you!
*Please check the second line.
I am so sorry, dear….I guess I didn’t catch that line.
Anyway, you are dead again, so nah nah nah nah!
AnElephant better watch his back, darling…… 😉
Let’s go out with a bang.
Your choice, Patrick.
BOOM!!!!
This is so bizarrely ironic I think it must be true. I’ll bring that new sweet and salty popcorn. It’s to die for…
Of course it is true!
AnElephantCant tell a lie.
Any peanuts, please nicely?
Very funny. I enjoyed both poems!
Blessings,
Cheryl
AnElephant blushes at your praise, sweet Cheryl.
Thank you, he is happy now!
The funny thing is, I could almost see it: people watching War of the Worlds right before an alien invasion. Nothing like bleak irony right before the end.
-David
Well, AnElephantCant argue that folk are strange!
Thanks for your time, David.
Good story with a touch of dark humor. I wonder if they’re in New York City, Washington, DC or LA. Those places seem to suffer frequently from catastrophes.
AnElephant is happy you enjoy his humour.
And suggests that this is a trans-global story of everyday people.
Good one! Can I come over? I’ll bring the popcorn. We can have real butter on it this time, no worries….
AnElephantCant abandon his diet every time the world comes to an end!
Well, maybe just this once, for lovely Jan.
Love these, the first especially! Kudos~
Hmm, AnElephant is delighted you enjoyed but the opening rhyme is just his standard nonsensical intro.
But he appreciates your very kind words.
Hee hee, great job 🙂
Thank you, sweet Helen, AnElephant is happy you enjoyed.
A cut take on this, Elephant. I like the format too.
Thank you, Sandra, AnElephant glows with chuffedness!
I’d rather sit and talk. Nice take.
Typical woman!
Sorry, Sandra, another bad Elephant joke!
Now, what would I do?
Dee
Phone AnElephant!
Hey, if everyone wanted to do amazing things in their final moments, it wouldn’t leave room for everyone. What’s wrong with sitting down for a little apocalyptic TV? Ain’t nothin’ wrong, that’s what. (Though they could have picked a better movie, eh?)
Perhaps, but then it would not have been such an awful punchline!
Ha! Now I actually want to watch Close Encounters (the much better Spielberg film)
Then please do so, belle Helena, it is your life.
Seems like a waste to go out watching tv.
AnElephantCant criticise the choices of others, Adam, and as already mentioned he does not own a TV.
Interesting thought…what would I do with my last four hours??
janet
AnElephantCant imagine, Janet!
But he hopes you enjoy them.
I would, no matter the choice.
Dear Elephant,
Seems we’re joined at the interplanetary hip this week. Sort of. Not sure I’d watch television if I only had four hours left…but on the other hand…what else is there? Good one.
Live long and prosper,
Rochelle
Each to their own, dear lady, AnElephantCant judge others.
And he does not own a TV.
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If I had four hours, I’d have a cup of tea and a bubble bath. Most men I know, yeah, they’d have TEA I MEAN TEA!!! – go out with a bang and all that. Men!
Elephant has a family friendly blog here, Victoria! But while everyone is entitled to spend their last hours as they choose, they cannot necessarily discuss it here!
Thanks and hugs
Nice decision, what else one could do?
AnElephantCant speak for others, dear lady!
But elephants are supposed to be wise so can give wise advises.
Ba-da-bing, ba-da-bang! 🙂
Bruce, is that you??? 🙂
janet
Merci, cherie, c’est bien que tu aussi enjoy a bad joke!