Monthly Archives: March 2015

Band Night – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant play any instrument Not the bagpipes or a tuba or a drum He can’t even trumpet But like it or lump it He can bash out the rhythm with his trunk on his bum Once again it is Friday … Continue reading

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The Wish – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant find any inspiration His problems this week are rapidly mounting But he girds his loins Finds some coins And throws them into the fountain Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Fairy Godmother Rochelle makes dreams come true for … Continue reading

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The Stump – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant find a rhyme this week For that last bit of tree called a stump He is down in the dumps With a head full of lumps He is back down to earth with a bump Once again it is … Continue reading

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The Stallion – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant help wreaking havoc When he uses a strange word last week Instead of saying bum He does something dumb And baffles all you numpties with a bit of ScotSpeak Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Stable Master Rochelle … Continue reading

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