Category Archives: Friday Fictioneer

Route 66 – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant sing rock n roll Though he undoubtedly has oodles of swagger You think this is hooey But he can’t go to St Louis And he is not Chuck Berry or  mighty Mick Jagger Once again it is Friday Fictioneer … Continue reading

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The Wall – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant deny he’s a big chap He stands nearly fifty feet tall Okay that’s an exaggeration Because to his consternation He finds that he cannot see over Bjorn’s wall Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Master builder Rochelle takes … Continue reading

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Bah Humbug – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant always be energetic Sometimes he feels kinda listless Perhaps he is frightened By all the excitement AnElephant knows it is nearly Christmas Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Sultry seasonal storyteller Rochelle throws a party for festive fablers. … Continue reading

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The Birds – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant go down to the woods today He does not like surprises He is quite scared Of teddy bears When they wear top hats and disguises Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Queen of the Forest Rochelle brooks no … Continue reading

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Snowy Heights – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant stay warm in winter His big ears and his trunk soon get cold He has four great gloves And a big scarf that he loves Do you think maybe he is just getting old Once again it is Friday … Continue reading

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Car Repair – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant be a mechanic With technical stuff – and grammar – he gets totally losted He is seldom inspired More often just tyred In fact today you might say he’s exhausted Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. The Henry … Continue reading

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LAX – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant be in a movie Although he has a quite marvellous talent for acting He is a Hollywood star Like his cousin Babar If he does not find cameras and lights so distracting Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. … Continue reading

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Car Alarm – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant always be good-humoured There are times when his door you must not darken But he is now striving To improve his driving He makes some small adjustments to help with his parking Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. … Continue reading

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The Bow – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant bear untidiness He likes to arrange things with care Which is much admired Until he gets tired And sprawls quite haphazardly in a chair Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Master of Ceremonies Rochelle invites us to the … Continue reading

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The Bench

AnElephantCant be an ornithologist Although he does like to see pictures of birds He is not sure whether To discuss their feathers When he only has 100 words Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Top twitcher Rochelle watches while … Continue reading

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