Friday Fictioneers is hosted by the wonderful Rochelle, the undisputed master of what I call Sound Bite Fiction.
She sets the weekly challenge, the standard, and the prompt photo.
The idea, as always, is to write a story of around 100 words based on the picture below, which this week is supplied by the lady herself.
Click here to hear the author read his words:
The Heron
Hello George, he says.
I scowl at him, my name is not George.
No one here knows my name but, back where I come from, they call me The Heron.
Because I wait patiently until it’s time to strike.
He laughs.
Maybe you prefer Mildred, he sneers.
I offer a handshake, pull him slightly off balance.
My left fist hits him hard in the solar plexus.
He doubles over, gasping for breath.
I catch his collar, throw him head-first through a doorway.
That was my mother’s name, I say.
Actually she was called Janet.
I just don’t like this guy.
Love the action. It’s hard to make a fight “work” in writing and you did it here with an incredible efficiency.
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Thanks, Josh, much appreciated.
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I don’t like him either! Good piece.
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Thanks, Rob, he is a bit snide, isn’t he!
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I’m so glad you wrote something about the heron. There are loads of them in our neck of the woods and they are patient creatures, waiting to strike. Nicely done.
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They are so beautifully elegant too, I always think.
Or do I mean elegantly beautiful?
I wish I had half their patience!
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With that ominous beginning, I had a feeling something bad was about to happen to the other guy. Nicely done, and I really enjoy listening to the audio. Take care!
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Thank you, Brenda, this is the kind of comment that makes participation worthwhile.
Especially regarding the reading.
Socially distanced hugs
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A man who makes very few friends, how long will he last?
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I agree he is rather choosy about his friends, James
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I don’t like “this guy” either. He was asking for a rumble.
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He was a pain, so let’s get ready…
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Wow! Heron is such an angry bird.
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I like Wow!
Thank you
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I liked that, but i’d better be careful when I meet the Heron, wouldn’t want to get on his bad side… I like to listen to the voice recording too, my varifocals are playing up!
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I’ve never understood how those things can work, but glad the reading helps, sir
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I think we just pretend they work
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I’ll have to be careful what I say when commenting in future Doris!
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Are you not already on a final warning, Keith?
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Nailed it, CE. Well done (Bill reaches to shake your hand). Nice to hear you again too. 🙂
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Thanks, Bill, home again at last.
Just be grateful you don’t know me on FB, millions of photos!
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I hope it was a successful and enjoyable time for you, CE.
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It was excellent, Bill, met up with family and old (very old!) friends, walked the hills and beaches, visited castles, ate ice cream and scones, normal Scottish stuff!
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Good for you.
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It seems The Heron is in a bit of a kerfuffle, but has taken the upper hand! Great story 🙂
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Not too tolerant of poor manners, I’m afraid…
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Laughed out loud! Or snorted, more like. Good job.
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I do like to make a lady snort, unladylikely, Trish!
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😁
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As so often, your story made me smile. I’m with Neil – those last two lines are masterly!
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Thanks, Penny, glad you enjoyed
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I think George has a short fuse. … I mean The Heron. I said, ‘The Heron.’
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Yeah, yeah, I’m watching you…
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So good, Iain. Swift justice or vengeance? Tough guy, The Heron.
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A thousand apologies: not Iain, but C.E.!! You won’t send The Heron after me?
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Hmmmff!
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And a bit impatient, on occasion…
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We have a Heron that comes back to the small local loch each year and stands a round a lot. Never thought of him as a violent predator, but then I never call him names.
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They are beautiful creatures, aren’t they
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Oof
Ronda
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Comment of the week!
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Oh dear – you are in a violent mood today!
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Laughing.
Wrong side of the bed, maybe…
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George and Mildred… memory lane. Your narrator sounds a tad world-weary. And certainly uncompromising, in a comical sort of way. Well done.
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G&M just a wee side joke, Sandra.
Perhaps he has a rather short fuse…
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The guy was NOT likable! His attitude just begged for someone to slug him 🙂
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Laughing. Didn’t realise you had that violent streak, Linda!
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Oh, it’s there. I’ve worked with too many of the victims of this guy and his ilk. Evil. Sexual abuse is a HUGE red button for me, because the trauma from it affects the victims so strongly, for such a long time. Yeah, I would have no trouble with it if they were all castrated.
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No one messes with the Heron.
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Well, only once!
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Dear CE,
You left me laughing. Personally, I think the guy had it coming. Brilliant last line. 😀
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Thank you, m’lady, happy to make you laugh
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Such handshakes are not on these days Mr Heron😊
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These days are not forever, Mike
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Well…. the guy didn’t know you are Heron 🙂
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I don’t like bad manners…
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☺️
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Lovely last two lines
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Shame about the first 10!
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